Car Trends That We Wish Would Just Go away

Stick figure family portrait window decals

We get it, Susan, you have a husband, two kids, and an adorable pooch named Fido. But really, we could have guessed this by the minivan you’re driving and the car seats covered in cereal dust. There really is no reason for you to plaster stick figure renditions of you and your family on your rear windshield for all to see, no matter how cute and original you think they are (listen to us when we say this: they aren’t).

Moreover, unless you want to make your children targets to potential predators, maybe don’t provide them with the names of little Timmy and Billy. Unless that is your end goal, pick up a scraper and be done with those stupid stick figures (or Lego figures, or zombie figures).